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大巴奇遇

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大巴奇遇

有一天,一个穿迷你裙的妖艳少妇上了一辆大巴。车上人不少,少妇看到有个空着的座位就连忙坐下去。座位是木头的,有一些缝,少妇一坐下去,就觉得一硬物从底下直抵心头……
    也许,好久没这样充实过,少妇竟有些飘飘然,毕竟不踏实,于是半眯着眼向后面望去,见到一位穿警服的壮青年脸憋的红红的,少妇想,没想到警察也这样,还好这样也不太讨厌,于是便心安理得和车一路颠簸一路兴奋。
    快到车站时,还不觉硬物有消退的样子,少妇有些受不住了,不由得转过脸对警察说:“这次就算了吧,下车再继续。”
    这时警察脸更红了说:“小姐,我的警棍刚卡在你坐的凳子上了,我还没抽出来就被你坐上去了……”

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少妇爽死,小警察外遇被此夫人吸干致死!

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