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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、新时代的女性,上得了厅堂,翻的了围墙,斗的了小三,打的了流氓,就是下不了厨房。

2、如果你觉得我哪里不对,请一定要告诉我,反正我也不会改,你别憋出病来。

3、有谁看完过一整本的汽车使用说明书吗?我已经看完了,就差买车了。
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