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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.一老伙计丢车,当他把新买的一辆车放在楼下时他上了三把锁并夹了一张纸:让你丫偷!

第二天车没丢,并且多了两把锁和一张,上写着:让你丫骑.

2、朋友中午请我吃饭,买单的时候我看到他掏钱掏得很慢,就说“要不我来掏吧。”“那怎么好意思啊!”“没事。”于是我把手伸进了他的口袋。

3、刚买来个声波电动牙刷,出自于好奇心,拿屋子去科学研究一番,哇哇哇想想好一段时间后。母亲叩门说:小孩有哪些憋屈跟母亲说,别这样母亲会痛心的……

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