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[短篇] 笑话三则

1一位父亲看着儿子从学校里带回来的成绩单,怒气冲冲地问道:“你给我说说,你是怎么搞的,为什么这学期的分数这么低?”
儿子:“噢,亲爱的老爸,你难道不知道现在正是金融危机时期吗?各行各业都不景气,难道我的分数会高吗?”
2乞丐的威胁
有个地区非常富裕,以至于富人们无法行善,于是他们从外地请了一位乞丐来此。日久天长,乞丐生出许多脾气,动不动就威胁道:“我明天就回故乡去,看你们向谁施舍。”
3问路
新兵比尔刚刚到部队不久,一次被派到磨房磨玉米,因路不熟便问路边的一位老者,老者为其指明了道路。
几日后,比尔又接到同样的任务再去磨房,偏他记忆力不好又在老地方迷了路,正巧又碰到了上次的老者,遂再次问路,老者大惊:“年轻人,你还没找到啊?”
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