qwerasdflee 发表于 2023-3-21 11:33   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

(1)
  有一天,我爸要带我儿子去游泳,说:"我带你去游泳,去不去啊?"
  我儿子说:"我就要去游泳,我就要去游泳。"
  我爸说:"有一个条件。"
  我儿子不懂,问我爸:"什么是条件哪?"
  我爸说:"条件就是你得上幼儿园。"
  我儿子不假思索地说:"那我不去游泳了。"
  (2)
  大象:我说蚊子呀,我又蠢又笨,真不知道你看上我哪一点了?
  蚊子:千万别这么说,我也不小了,飞不动了!
  大象:对,以后我就是你下半生的依靠吧!
  蚊子:只说对一半,主要是我下半生的"饭碗"。
  (3)
  韩先生有空就查字典,想给即将出世的宝宝起他好名字,同事们七嘴八舌的给他出主意,可韩先生都不太满意。
  过了几日,同事们关心的问韩先生:"宝宝的名字想好了吗?"
  韩先生:"想好了,大名:韩金量,小名:999"。
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