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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、有一天,蚂蚁迷路了。但是幸运的是他遇见了另一只蚂蚁。于是他就问蚂蚁:“你都如何回蚁窝”另一只蚂蚁说:“带着笑或是……很沉默”
2、有一只鸟在电线杆上待了整整一天,最后它说:“我电了一整天了,好累啊。”
3、有一天,一块石头掉进了鞋子里,鞋子坏了。石头说:“不好意思,我只是想看看里面有没有味道。”

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