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[短篇] [一代综师]三则笑话

1、
警察抓住一小偷,在其家发现大量时装杂志,
警察不解地问:“你还做服装生意?”
小偷不好意思地说:“主要看看新款口袋在哪里。”

2、
父亲带儿子去洗澡,地很滑,儿子将要滑倒时一把抓住父亲的JJ才没倒下,
父亲骂道:他妈的幸亏和我来,要和你妈来非摔死你。

3、
避孕套对卫生巾说:“我真怕你,每次你一上岗,我就一星期没生意做。”
卫生巾生气了:“你丫别装蒜了,你他妈稍微疏忽一点,我十个月生意就黄了。
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