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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

(一) 女神一家在路边烧烤,每天都有很多人来为女神吃肉串,所有追求女神的客人都拒绝了,只是和潘拷峄榱恕?有人问女神为什么选木屐,她不好意思地笑了。 “有这么多人来烧烤,却只有他没点过腰子。”

(二) 一天路边,一个美女,一把拉住:“帅哥帮个忙,前任在纠缠我,你就冒充回我老公吧!”看她那么楚楚可怜的,也就答应了。进到店里,她对我使个眼色:老公你等我下,我马上回来。我爽快地应了。可好久她也没回,于是我也准备走人,被营业员一把拉住:把你老婆的帐结了再走。我靠……

(三) 精神病院院长在台上放了一只兔子,第一个病人上去:“驾!驾!”第二个病人:“驾,快去追他!”院长看见第三个病人在那一直摸那只兔子,满意地点了点头。没想到那个病人却说:“小样,先让你们300米,等我擦完车再说。”

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