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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一对夫妻,两个人从初中就恋爱了~~~
有一天老婆心血来潮问老公:
初中时你暗恋我多久,才给我写情书?
老公答:当时想找个女朋友,就给全班每一个女生都写了一封情书,结果就你给我回信了!

总结:销售无诀窍,量大定江山!业绩它不属于70后80后,也不属于90后,真正属于脸皮厚

2、楼主今天买了一盒月饼,放在桌上,就进屋头玩手机了。
小女儿说爸爸你买的月饼不好吃!
大女儿说你没放调料包当然不好吃了!
月饼什么时候有调味包了?赶紧放下手机一看。只见女儿把干燥剂全洒在月饼上了!

3、上月单位年中聚餐,有小道消息说今年上半年效益不错,领导给每位员工一个“苹果7”!大家都特兴奋!餐中酒店的服务员把我们的奖品拿了过来分给每个人。大家面面相觑。。。饭都吃不下去了
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